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[19 Jun 2009|05:28pm] |
well that was absolutely the worst. christ people, the next time you feel the urge to get it on in a really obvious manner, can you think about the very real possibility that the entire school'll be crammed into close quarters for a five hour psa on safe sex? idk about you, but that would totally kill the mood for me. just sayin'.
bee tee dubz, i think i have an ear infection or something because i feel like shit and am pretty sure i'm dying. if you want to get in on my will, now would be the time. :p or if you've got a test monday, i could probably sneeze on you, or however you spread ear infections, idk. (yeah, this is t0tes my attempt to distract us all from the horrors witnessed today. you're welcome.)
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| oo4. Tabitha has thoughts on long-standing traditions |
[24 May 2009|10:28pm] |
back home, my gran always took me and some of my cousins to the cemetery on memorial day to look at the graves of old, dead smiths. and to listen to stories about old, dead smiths. the problem with that is, when you've heard the life and times of one permanently wasted ass who didn't get the memo that the union won, you've heard them all.
anyway, point is, when it comes to celebrating depressing holidays, backyard grilling > hearing about how granpa zeke's coon dog is buried with him. ugh.
what do you know, this school is finally starting to grow on me.
(point of interest, that cemetery is also where about half my town lost their virginities. hella sexy.
... speaking of virginities, did everyone have fun at prom? i understand that no one was severely bodily injured-- i'm almost disappointed. are we a school of mutants or aren't we?)
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| oo3. Tabitha has thoughts on... Sam Guthrie, oh god. |
[13 May 2009|08:40pm] |
To: sguthrie@xaviers.edu
From: tsmith@xaviers.edu
Subject: your social calendar
hey sammy,
feel like indulging my curiosity about what your plans are for saturday night? smart money is on you taking your little sis to prom, but i'm thinking that's kinda on the weird side, even for kentucky. so, inquiring minds want to know. you have a real date or something?
-tabby
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| oo2. Tabitha has thoughts on genetic roulette |
[07 May 2009|11:32am] |
now, i don't know about the rest of y'all, but my parents sure aren't mutants and i came out all explodey anyway. pretty sure the only way they're gonna stop us from, uh, spreading our disease blahblahblah is if no one anywhere has any more kids ever in the history of anything.
MUTANTPOCALYPSE '09. whoo yeah baby i love it when you talk extinction to me. ;D prowr.
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| oo1. Tabitha has thoughts on dictatorship |
[01 May 2009|11:12pm] |
i for one welcome our blog overlords. let today be the dawn of a new era of wholesome picnic-planning, recipe e-mailing, and rainbow-farting for the entire school.
that is, until the beginning of the end comes and people start using the system to plot uber-sekkret parties, share porn, and arrange a hostile takeover of a small caribbean island. because you know someone in this freakin' land of misfit toys wants to be king of aruba or some shit.
and that someone might be me. >D
if you don't know me, i'm tabby and i frequently win at life. if you do know me, no, i don't have that five bucks i owe you, so get offa my back already.
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